Pro Tip - If You're Going To Be A Drug Dealer And Get Caught With 116 Grams Of Marijuana Try Not To Be Like This Florida Bro Who Tweeted About His Weed Non Stop

(Source) Last Friday afternoon, a Palm Beach County sheriff stopped 18-year-old Evan Steward as he was cruising his silver Hyundai Sonata, without a driver’s-side headlight, through Boca Raton. A cop pulled Steward over and told him he had been stopped because of the headlight. Steward then consented to a search, saying he had “nothing in the car” and “nothing to hide.” The deputy, however, found a black backpack in the trunk that contained two bags of weed (116.2 grams in all), 19 Xanax bars, a grinder, and a scale. Still, Steward had a pretty great explanation for all the drugs in his domain.

“I then asked Evan where did he get all the marijuana from and he said a friend of his but he did not want to tell me who,” the probable-cause affidavit reads. “He said that is all he had on him and that he and his friend were going home to smoke it tonight.” Then the deputy drove him to the county jail. Steward was booked on 21 counts of drug charges, including possession of marijuana over 20 grams with intent to sell, possession of paraphernalia, and 19 counts of possession of a controlled substance schedule 1. He is currently being held on a $60,000 bond. And while Steward finds himself behind bars now after not fixing his headlights, there were other signs in his life that he might soon find himself in this sort of trouble.

You know in Anchorman when Baxter eats the whole wheel of cheese and Ron Burgundy says he’s not even mad because he’s so impressed? Well that’s how I feel right now. I’m not even mad at Evan, I’m genuinely impressed at how fucking dumb one person can be. To be a drug dealer who openly tweets out pictures of his weed and how much he smokes to anyone in the world who has an internet connection. It’s not often you get that type of stupidity. So good work Evan. If you’re going to do something in life be the best at it, and you are the best at being the dumbest weed dealer of all time. You’ve got that going for you, which is nice.

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Never felt more out of touch than when Evan kept tweeting this symbol.

Is that some type of gang thing? Or cool teenager thing? Seriously would love to know. Be more Basic Big Cat, you can’t.